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a blumpkin

To recieve oral sex from male or female while taking a crap

"Last night Susie gave me a Blumpkin while I went poop"

by mbd8907 August 24, 2006

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Blumpkin

The act of performing oral sex on someone who is taking a shit.

Ex: "I gave Carl a blumpkin lastnight"

by SleepyKitty2021 March 22, 2019

80๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


blumpkin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.

by Von Hayes March 10, 2005

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blumpkin

when a guy is taking a shit while receiving a blow job

she gave me a blumpkin at school, it felt so nice

by cooterfuzz January 26, 2021

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blumpkinator

A chic who has given a (blumpkin) more than once. A blumpkin is the art of getting a blowjob while relieving your bowels, normally in a toilet.

Yesterday morning this chic gave me another "blumpkin" so I got her a t-shirt that says "blumpkinator" she wears it proudly!

by TheCraw April 23, 2008

40๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blumpkin

When your spouse gives you a blow job while you are taking a shit on the toilet

Stacey gave me a blumpkin last night in the bathroom.

by Jakesolly March 11, 2016

111๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


blumpkin

Receiving a Blow Job while taking a shit. If done to perfection, than you will die. If both cum and shit excape your body at the same time, then yes you die. If you dont believe me try and find someone who has.

There are no examples for a Blumpkin. Everyones dead.

by blumpkinmaster December 20, 2007

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