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An outlandish call to point out an obese person.
(Similar to the call of a whale)
A perfect example would be riding the back of the school bus and one of your friends points out a fat lady, you stick your head out the window and yell (Mimicking the call of a whale)- Bort
ie. Boooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt!
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1. The art of living your life in a perpetual state of scummer.
2. People or a person who have mastered the art of living life one drug at a time.
3. The oldest living being; Many would say he has been around longer than the Earth.
How can you live like such a Bort?
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A child who is retarded and so stupid he can't walk to school without getting raped or hit by a car. He is most often known for screeching autistically. He is constantly getting CPS called on his father and uncle for incedents in the bathroom.
Bert: I'm going to go rape Bort.
Ernie: Can I join?
Bert: No. It's a parents only type of thing.
Ernie: Can I at least play the underwater tickle game with Bort tonight?
Bert: Of course.
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A word / noise used in daily life to describe an attractive female and or her large breasts without drawing attention and appearing rude.
Clem: "Booooort"
Bodeen: "Where?"
Clem: "6 o'clock"
Bodeen: "Bort. Dey are some biiiiig titties boi"
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a Russian word, denoting "Bureau Number", or construction number. Used to identify military aircraft.
I watched the SU-27 rip across the sky, and marveled at the power of Bort-34's engines.
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Bort is the act of placing the beer can ontop of the womans lower back while having sexual intercourse with your female partner for stimulation purposes. (does not work with homosexuals)
Australian men have mastered this technique and have been practicing it for hundreds of years
"I heard you pulled a bort on her last night"
"I wish I knew how to bort!"
"Yes young padawan, it is true I have mastered the technique of bort, I have released its true potential...last night with your mother"
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