National Brush Your Teeth Day

Brush Your Teeth Everyday… Your Breath Stinks.
Get A Mint. Drink A Mouth Full Of Listerine. GODDAMN!!!

Me: Hey Sis! Guess What Today Is?
Her: What?
Me: Its NATIONAL BRUSH YOUR TEETH DAY!!
Her: Bruh…
Me: So Go Brush.. Everyday… Nonstop… its really bad..

That time you brushed your teeth with soap

Soap cleans pretty well I wonder how much better bleach would do

We were all 4 at one point
But at least your dad doesn't do it for ya
That time you brushed your teeth with soap

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brush your teeth with the kids

The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.

Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!