-water buffalo's are plus size girls who lerk in the after hours of parties searching for passed out pray. they yern for young pray such as freshmen, but will settle for old old bulls who are still making there rounds.
-verb to water buffalo
The ferocious water buffalo was hungry for man meat so she took to the past out freshmen on the couch. The freshmen stood strong and played dead. This didn't stop the beast, she continued on for bigger pray, the stud senior, whom was still a functional drunk. She wasn't taking no for an answer this time and had her way with him. The next morning the stud senior had been water buffalo-ed.
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a prostitute in your average urban environment that is so tore up and smoked out she thinks she is as beautiful as miss america and gets really confused and angry when you and your friends drive by in the car laughing your ass off at her delusional state.
hey look at that water buffalo over there on the corner, she thinks she's as beautiful as Julia Roberts in pretty woman!! haha!!!
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a way of female masturbation where a woman straddles running water to achieve orgasm
I use the jacuzzi to do water buffalo
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a term for a disliked university adminsitrator. A reference to Larry Moneta of Duke University (formerly University of Pennsylvania) who was an administrator involved with bringing disciplinary action against a student who called a group of students a 'bunch of water buffaloes.'
That guy is so useless, he's such a waste, what a water buffalo.
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A water buffalo is a very obese person on a team. Instead of running with everyone elese, he/she spends their time sitting on the sidelines drinking all of the team water.
Player 1: "Hey, look at Billy, hes just sitting there drinking all of the water"
Player 2: "Yeah, he is a water buffalo."
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to stand in the shower in a half-asleep state, usually before fully waking up and continuing on with the shower.
John stumbled groggily into the shower and proceeded to water buffalo under the hot water for about twenty minutes before he remembered the shampoo.
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1. a water storage tank
2. to vomit (worse than to yak)
The water buffalo had to be heated manually to get the water to flow.
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