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An ass grope named after the actor Gerard Butler after he was a photo was taken with his middle finger and hand was in & on Jennifer Aniston's ass.
Damn, he was Butlering her ass.
The act of fucking dead roadkill to fulfill your sexual desires, named after supposed beastial necrophiliac Andrew Butler. He was was reported to authorities after sticking his cock in a decomposing squirrel that was hit by a car, coining the term.
Did you see Mark last night? He was standing above a dead deer with his dick out last night. I think he practices butlerism.
A word describing someone who is especially tight with money. He will never, for example, buy you a drink first, and when he buys you one back he will only buy you one of equal or less value.
Matt: I was 50p short for a drink, and Steve wouldn't give it to me
Phil: What a butler
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The tendancy to create remarks that would invariable stop the act of sex in its tracks.
The person committing the butleration is (the) butler. After the butleration, the target victim(s) become(s) butled. This is not to be confused with the profession of servitude.
A butleration does not nessecarily occur during sex, but can occur at any time of the day and can be aimed at anyone unfortunate enough to be on the receiving end of the butler. However, the butleration's ability to end sex, even just before an orgasm, is used to gauge wether the remark is in fact a butleration. The act of butleration can sometimes result in a kiggins from both sexes.
The trait to be able to commit a butleration is genetic and is usually passed down by the male population, with few cases in women. However, anyone possesing the dominant variant of this gene will almost certaintly be unable to reach orgasm with a partner unless their mouth is taped up during sex. This means that only carriers of the gene are able to pass the gene on.
When butlerations do happen during sex, most are forgiven with a giggle. Some, however, can cause serious repurcussions in relationships.
An example of a butleration:
"I've never really noticed that my laptop charger on my desk over there looks a bit like one of those ghost traps from ghost-busters from here."
*Cease spring-squeeking*
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To be completely fucked over and betrayed by someone you thought was a close and trusted friend.
Courtier: Ma'am, today's tabloids contain fresh allegations about the royal family. It appears we've been butlered once more.
Queen: Shit
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A man who looks after all the needs of your very own manservant. Or someone who lives up someone elses Arsehole.
"I haven't seen much of Paul since he became Andrew's butler!"
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A cocktail which consists of Belvidere Vodka (taken from Mr. Belvidere the tv show) and Tonic. Usually served on the rocks.
Bartender: What can I get for you?
Customer: Yes, I'll take a Butler on the rocks.
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