Butter the bread

When a aircraft lands nice and smooth without a thump.

Dude, Ryan Air is great at buttering the bread!
2: No lol ur autistic Ryan air cant butter the bread

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Buttered the bread

When an airplane has an exceptionally smooth landing.

Pilot: Damn I just buttered the bread on that landing.

(Pilot proceeds to give himself a pat on the back)

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Butter the bread

To do something absolutely discusting and horrible, for the sake of someone else.

Jerry: hey man I got my dick stuck in a toaster again
Jon: seriously
Jerry: can you help me get it out again
Jon: (sighs) why do I always have to be the one to butter the bread around here

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Butter THE Bread

To make things nice and agreeable.
Putting forth an effort.
Over the top.
Rolling out the red carpet.
Coaxing one into doing what you want.

If you want that, you better butter THE bread!
At least act like you know why you should butterTHE bread!
Why don't you try and butter THE bread.

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butter her bread

Making a girls vagina soaking wet.

Max butterd vadas bread ;).
Aka he butter her bread

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Buttering the bread

A type of poop where first one performs a toaster (farting immediately after pooping so you toast the poop) followed by diarrhea so you put butter on the toast.

Aw it smells like mike is buttering the bread.

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butters my bread

Something very pleasing, especially in an amusing or silly way.

Synonyms with butter my biscuit and butter my roll.

I don't know why but that vine really butters my bread.
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Maybe this is bad but hearing Susie complain about the man she cheatin with cheating on her really butters my bread. Girrrrl, what goes around comes around!