CPR

Ceiling-punching rage. To be so enraged as to jump up and punch one's ceiling.

Dude, I was so mad after loosing to Jake at Mario Kart, I busted out some CPR, and now there's a hole in the ceiling...

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Checking People Randomly: A most appropriate signifier for the NYPD's present slogan, CPR, or Courtesy Professionalism Respect, a sad attempt to put words above action, an act of desperation which shares many qualities with what a prepubescent circle jerk would look like, in this case the k(op)s being overweight, impotent, and annoying. Beware for impotency in your neighborhood pig, for that is the first sign of the textbook self-esteem issues that can trigger a binge of false arrests, excessive force, racism, and (enterhumanrightviolationofchoice) etc... that parallells what you might see on an MTV child-pageant show gone wrong.

Wilco: What's CPR stand for the side of that cop car bro?
McWilly: Courtesy-
Wilco: BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew okay okay sorry go
McWilly: Professio--
Wilco: AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH

McWilly: Respect
Wilco: AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew

Wilco: I just figured it meant checking people randomly... i got stopped 3 times in brooklyn yesterday. Same pig each time.

McWilly: Sounds about right.

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CPR

Legendary song by CupcakKe that slapss harder than my dad, you should neva I REPEAT NEVA listen to it without headphones tho. You can acc preform CPR to the song CPR since it got 103BPM.

person1:yo what did u do yesterday
person2: oh yh ia saved a dick by giving it CPR

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CPR

CreamPieRy

Are you cpr certified? Yes I am! Ry certified me personally.

CPR

Crazy Penis Reaction
What happens to a guy when they see a really fucking hot chick.

1st guy: Dude that girl is hotttt!!

2nd guy: yeh man im having a CPR!1

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CPR (Cock Penetrating Regularly)

Used when your girlfriend is horny asf and needs dick all the time.

"She needs CPR to her pussy stat!!" "Sorry guys my girlfriend needs CPR tonight."

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CPR

CPR Cucumber Pulmonary Resuscitation

"She fainted"
"Put a cucumber near her nose so she can smell the fumes and come to. Give her CPR"

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