Capacibility

The abillity to have the capacity for instinctive knowledge.

"Don't get behind the wheel dude, you're wasted!" Yelled Jerry.
"You don't trust my capacibility to drink and drive right now?" Replied Rick.

swallage capacity

A measurement relating to the amount of semen which can be held in the mouth.

Commonly measured in 1/2 pint increments.

Bro 1: Check out that bird!
Bro 2: Fuckin' hell, she's fit. Wonder what the swallage capacity on that is?
Bro 1: Reckon you're looking at a 3 pinter there, mate.
Bro 2: lol
Bro 1: lol

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Flux capacity

Your Flux Capacity is your ability to take action in the present to positively impact your future.

What is your flux capacity?
Do you have the flux capacity to make this happen?

Capacity Cunt

A cunt with enormous financial capacity

Cunt 1 : Stanley Just brought a Koenigsegg One:1

Cunt 2 : What a fkn capacity cunt

Mexican Capacity

When a place or establishment that you are at has reached it's Mexican population limit.

Phil: A mexican just walked in
Steve: Oh damn, we are at mexican capacity

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Beak Capacity

When they are chirping u so hard you bout to split feathers.

I was just flying solo when this bird started chirping me so you know they better be ready to glide because I'm at beak capacity.

Heat capacity

Heat capacity is a measure of how hot a girl is. Generally, heat capacity is inversely proportional to mass.

Wowza, check the heat capacity there!!!!!

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