Captain

A rank in a police, sheriff or fire department, usually the commander of a team or group of officers.

A male captain will sometimes offer to any female.... Want a little Captain in ya?!

Captain, my captain.... Yes please put a little captain in me!

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Captain

I really have never used this term but...I read a reference to it in regards to Steve McNair's murder.

Basically it sounds like another word for "sugar daddy". An older man who takes care of a younger woman by buying her things, paying bills for her, etc.

Every man I know has a little Captain in him. We see a pretty young thang working her way through nursing or cosmetology school and it's just in our nature to pay a cellphone bill, a car note or get her nails done.

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Captain

(n). An older, traditional term for a White boss.

"Captain, you need extra hands laying track on the number 3 rail line?"

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Captain

Captain is a super energetic fun dog. Super adorable and lovable enough to make you never need a girlfriend/boyfriend. Captain is the best name for a dog!

Look at that cute dog his name must be Captain

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Captain

A term used for a person with special needs, disability enabled or handicapped; can be used to describe a challenging situation.

“That guy is captained”

“Park in the Captain carpark, nobody’s using it”

“That is a Captain idea mate”

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Captain

(n.) the sexual act of pouring Captain Morgan into a woman's vaginal crevice, and then proceeding to drink it with a straw

(v.) to commit the act of Captaining

MAY CAUSE STERILIZATION

I Captained your mom last night you assclown.

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Captain

the gender neutral version of sir or ma’am, can be used interchangeably with sai

- ladies gentlemen and captains, welcome to this event
nonbinary person- thank you! i’ll have the chicken

-right away Sai

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