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WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL YOU SAD FUCKS LOOKING UP A CARROT?! ITS A FUCKING VEGETABLE
The dipshit looked up the definition of carrot.
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They say carrots help you with your vision at night, found my friend bleeding from their eyes with 2 carrots shoved in them, “they lied to me....” (in a deep voice)
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Fuck
Do NOT eat carrots or vegetables you will die.
Ok -continues to shove carrots in eyes-
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Carrotism is a religion mainly believe by bunnies and rabbits. Carrotism believes the one true god is a carrot and beats all others. Many people hate it but it is out there. I know of some people who believe in it.
"I didn't know you converted into carrotism? What even is that? Time to go look it up on Urban Dictionary."
fans of one direction who are too naive and take everything that they boys jokes about literally
they dwell on the comments of youtube videos, twitter and occasionally the awful tumblr blog
"i dont use spoons because liam hates spoons"
"I LOVE CARROTS"
"they're all straight"
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a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
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A orange vegatable that are rich in vitamin K (good for your eyes, I think)
and is used as a dildo,
and used to teach naive girls how to give BJs.
Carrots may be good for your eyes, but they have many other uses.
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A woman of exquisite beauty; she is extremely pleasing to look upon; like a carrot, she is good for the eyes.
"Yo, that girl is Carrot. I could gaze at that beauty all day."
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