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If you heard digga d’s daily supply you might have heard the bar “left that place when (cats) called why, we all sell drugs it’s natural” the meaning cats in street terms means nitty or a crackhead or a person desperate for drugs
Teraime-“yo bro the cats callin me right now should i fake a illness and go welfare try leave school and start shotting”
Jamal-“yh bro you do that g”
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A cat is one of the most majestic fucking creatures to roam this earth. Most people aren’t cat people until they actually get a cat, considering most if not all dog people hate cats and want them to “die” but they’ve never had them in their life and think they’re evil. People think they’re lazy but some cats are actually really energetic; but some are lazy. You’ll have to deal with it.
Why do i think cats are better?
1.because cats are actually funny
2.(most) cats smell fairly good
3.cats clean themselves while you have to give a dog a bath to have them not smell like shit (but wet dogs smell a lot worse)
4.if you had a bad day and a cat jumps on you, you can just push it slightly and it’s soft paws will glide off of you; while a dog will continue to attack you and jump on you.
5.cats don’t cost much. dogs require crates, leashes, collars, etc.
6.cats don’t take that much space
7.when you go on a vacation, a cat can go without you for more than a week. dogs can’t survive for 8 hours.
8.cats are perfectly fine with staying indoors
9.cats don’t pee on the floor. they pee in their litter box, unlike dogs, if you don’t let them out.
10. most dog lovers can admit that, if a ball not a dirty joke ;) is stuck under the couch, the dog is pretty noisy, and it can get pretty annoying.
Anyway this is my opinion so don’t attack me because I have a reasonable opinion.
Example:
Jason is a dog lover but Madison is a cat lover
*Madison sees Jason with his dog
Madison: Aw, that’s cute. I love both animals but I prefer cats.
*Jason sees Madison with her cat*
Jason: eW! wHy ThE fUcK dO cAtS eVeN eXiSt? ThEy ArE uGlY AnD tHeY aRe FuCkInG TrAsH!!! cAtS sHoUlD fUcKiNg DIE!!!! THe neXt tImE i SeE a CaT i WiLL sHoOt iT iN tHe HeAd!!!! scRew CatS! dOgs aRe tHe beSsTTtT!!!
*a week later Jason gets a cat*
Jason: aww this cat is so cute lemme go to the pet store and get another one
again, this is my opinion so don’t be a butthurt dog lover hating on me because i have an opinion.
have a nice day!
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We all know what cats are right, but your here to know what it REALLY IS! These cute, fluffy (Usually) cats are not a solid, liquid or a gas, these things can fit into shapes that are smaller than its own mass!! But they have a solid structure. So what are they??!!!
Solid, Liquids and Gas.. Oh and Cats.
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1. Cute little kitties that go meow but if you treat them badly, HISS!
2. The bad guy in Zero Wing.
3. All your base are belong to us.
Meow. Purr. Hiss.
How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. Hahahaha...
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While they lack the zealous (and at times, excessive) loyalty of dogs, cats offer a valid form of companionship. In addition, they are useful for hunting unwanted pests and vermin, being quieter and not smelling as bad as their canine counterparts.
Cats are great fucking animals and anyone who hates them can cut off their own testicles with a kitchen knife and bleed to death.
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