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The result of mixing delicious chocolate chip cookies and date-rape drugs.
Guy 1: Hey, I heard Kristen's gonna be at that party.
Guy 2: Oh yeah? Are you gonna ask her out?
Guy 1: Don't need to, I've prepared some chocolate rape cookies.
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after having anal sex with a female. the male removes his penis from her anus and wipes it on her nipples. then bends her back over on the bed and continues to have anal sex very very hard. in that process the now soiled nipples will make contact with the hopefully clean sheets. the resulting dots will leave a chocolate chip cookie pattern.
so no shit there i was doing this chick in the ass. when i pulled out, and she said you best not be done. i said, bitch im no where near done with you. so i cleaned my dick off on her tits and bent her the hell back over. after i got done railing her real hard i noticed the chocolate chip cookie on the bed. the name stuck.
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Something that is super yummy. The definition of hot. Must have a hot mohawk.
all the girls have butterflies in their stomachs as they see chocolate chip cookies do yoga.
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some of the BEST cookie dough on the planet!! used to make scrumptious cookies or is often eaten raw, though salmonella could be contracted. it is also a very delicious favor of icecream.
morgan: which cookie dough is the most popular?
hannah: chocolate chip cookie dough! everyone loves it cuz its the best ever!
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After a woman has taken a foul and large shit, if she does one wipe from her anus over her cookie, she will leave sprinkles of scat on her cookie.
What is left is a chocolate chip cookie, which can be ate at one's discretion.
Man, I can't believe I had to eat that chocolate chip cookie!
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A perverse sexual act beginning with anal intercourse. Eventually, the man ejaculates into his partner's asshole, then proceeds to suck the shitty cum out of that partner's ass. Then, with a mouth full of fecal matter and semen, the man makes out with his partner, sharing and smearing the bodily fluids in an enthusiastic fashion.
After Bobby gave Jim a chocolate chip cookie-mouth, they both had to go brush their teeth. Twice.
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1. When a black man/woman has coitus with an indian or tan man/woman
2. A baby made by a black man/woman who has had coitus with an indian or tan man/woman
Woman A to Woman B: "You better not be makin' chocolate chip cookies in there!"
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