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An Asian Man's weapon of mass destruction
Guy 1: Bro I heard that the Viet Congs used chopsticks to assassinate people!
Guy 2: Wait what?! How?
Guy 1: They shoved the chopsticks up their asses
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An Asian man’s main weapon, able to erase entire buildings
Me: This man has a chopstick
John: EVERYBODY RUN
Thank you for trying your nice chinese food with chopsticks the traditional and typical of chinese glorious historical and cultual.
The little red wrappers on chopsticks actually say that on the back. Newer versions include correct spelling of "cultural".
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Two penises coming together to pick up objects. requires extreme skill and length. Also a good buddy.
Why would anyone use the word chopsticks like this? Who would do that?
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*Synonymous with "cool" or "good", etc positive responses.
*Oriental eating utensils (Oriental, as in, Chinese or Japanese or Korean, or others like Burmese or Vietnamese, etc etc). Basically it's two sticks that are held in a certain way that they can be used to pick up anything, mostly food, given chopsticks' purpose.
If you're a full-blooded oriental, you can probably pick up a single piece of rice with chopsticks! Or maybe even a single noodle!
"I can eat ramen and rice with chopsticks. ^-^ seriously, I can."
-me
"That is so chopsticks man!"
"No way man that's meta!"
"No you dumbasses it's friggin' AK-47; it sucks."
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Chopstickable - this is when something can be picked up with chopsticks. LH.
That dish was sliced into nice small pieces, was very chopstickable.
An individual of small, thin structure.
"The boy had a chopstickity torso."
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