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An individual of small, thin structure.
"The boy had a chopstickity torso."
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v. present participle: Any aggressive action using a straight arm and hand - where the elongated appendage resembles the tapered shape of a chopstick. This can take the form of chopping, poking, smacking, etc, particularly by someone not trained in the martial arts. (to chopstick, chopsticked)
The student received a detention for chopsticking the boy in front of him during a test.
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A portmanteau of chopsticks and racism, chopstickism is when you go to an Asian restaurant and the server asks Asian people, but not people of other ethnicities, if they'd like chopsticks.
I went to a Korean restaurant today and the server offered all the people around me chopsticks, but not me! I'm so offended by all this chopstickism.
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A Nickname in Rapping for a gun
I Shot him with my chopstick, fully loaded, no regret.
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When both hips pop out of their sockets simultaneously.
SAM: I walked up the stairs sideways last night!
JOHN: And what happened?
SAM: Both hips popped out!
JOHN: You got chopsticked! That’s called getting chopsticked!
An Asian Man's weapon of mass destruction
Guy 1: Bro I heard that the Viet Congs used chopsticks to assassinate people!
Guy 2: Wait what?! How?
Guy 1: They shoved the chopsticks up their asses
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An Asian man’s main weapon, able to erase entire buildings
Me: This man has a chopstick
John: EVERYBODY RUN