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When you and your friends get drunk on a hill, Chris will make it his duty to get some. Unfortunately, this usually involves; forceful kissing, temporary insanity, and last but not least, wearing a horse mask.
Fin: "Bro, did you see how Chris was Chrissing Sophie last night on leckhampton hill?"
Taegue "Yeah dude, he's fucking insane"
Chris: "Damn, i'm a big ol' nibba"
Getting Chriss Z'd happens when someone in your Theater of Blood team starts a boss room without everyone in the team being there. You get kicked out of the raid.
"I just got Chriss Zd FML"
"LMFAO Chriss Z'd another noob at TOB"
"MATE WHOT ARE YOU DOING?!?!? I JUST GOT CHRISS Z'D AGAIN WHAT THE FOOK." - Chriss Z
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Jebus chriss was a religion made on the "loverfella discord server" where a person known as chris called himself jebus chriss which became a religion
Koptet- Did you pray to jebus chriss last night?
Quackzz- Nope I totally forgot
Koptet- Oh no he will smite you in pvp tomorrow
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A character from the southpark episode Le petit Tourette.
Chriss is a host of a talkshow, covering an item over tourette. He's also known for his item about pedophiles.
Oh no, its Chriss Hanson!
**gunshot**
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To be angry when your names is Chris
Chris was Chrissed Off at Jack and Connor for leaving dishes and peanuts on their bedroom floor.
1. A biblical figure from Morgan City who was robbed of the copyrights to the hit singles of his band, "Jimmy Condomhead and the Rubberband peanut Stand" by his rival,Jesus Christ. Jesus Chriss played his golden chart topping hits for Robert Gertrud, who in turn went behind his back and pitched the songs to Geffin Records. David Geffin signed Robert Gertrud to a 5 million dollar contract and suggested he use the stage name Jesus Christ. As legend has it, Jesus Chriss became so angry that he ripped out his own spinal cord and fatally stabbed Jesus Christ repeatedly in the lower abdomen in a back alley way in the coal shute yelling, "Don't mess with Morgan City Trash"! He also liked to wear old man pants from thrift stores.
2.Someone who remains broke and bitter in a sticky robe that smells like dog shit (and piss!) because someone keeps stealing his chart topping hits and selling them to Geffin Records...and he just can't figure out who the fuck keeps doing it.
3.Someone who likes to wear old man pants
4.Someone with cronic back problems who is contantly treated unfairly by hospital personnel because they are jealous of their song writing abilities.
1."Hey, is this Brian?" "I stole your tascam recorder and I'm gonna make millions off of your music you piece of shit!" "You're a real Jesus Chriss you know that, you fuck?"
2."Don't be pullin a Jesus Chriss on me tonight...this is a funeral we're going to." "Put on some nice slacks."
3."Nurse Becky, tell that Jesus Chriss we won't treat him." "But Doctor, his stats are dropping!" "Let them drop!" "No one is going to stop me from winning first place at the Tucson Tapdancing Saxiphone and Bongo festival...AND I MEAN NO ONE!!!"
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1. Religeous figure who apparantly coverted to Christianity after his death
2. A role model for whacko's and Republicans
3. A large man with lotsof hair
Jeebuz Chriss, my pants smell like urine!!!!
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