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Claudios is a very handsome man, very charming and clean, looks very groomed most of the time. Claudios is a very big introvert, he will mostly stick to his video games but when put into social situations, he’s very polite, and will never disrespect a woman. Claudios plays sports but isn’t very good at them...like...at all.
Claudios looks tall and handsome today.
WOW Claudios missed a tackle again!
If you ever meet a Claudio, you are screwed and blessed at the same time. If he pays attention to you, the likelihood is that you will be smacked by random objects, including but not limited to a fan, his sunglasses, or whatever he is holding at the moment. He has a certain inclination towards floral shirts, pinstriped pajama resembling pants, and purple socks. He can be very nice, but if you invoke his rage through lack of en dehors, then get ready to be ignored.
1. Claudio: WHERE IS THE EN DEHORS. THIS IS VAGANOVA. VA-GA-NO-VA.
2. Person 1: Claudio ignored me today in class
Person 2: oof same
3. Claudio (for no apparent reason) : SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU, SHUT UP!
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*Typical "Italian-fantasy-guy" name
*The first love that some girl met in an art museum in Italy when she was 16. Follows him around the world via e-mails to meet agin 4 years later in New York like in the movie "An Affair to Remember"...only without the crippled legs.
*also see; "Fabio"...twin brother with Typical "Italian-fantasy-guy" name.
crystal~"oh, that's a picture of Claudio". Heidi~"wow, he's hot...does he have a brother?" Crystal~"Yeah, his name is Fabio" Heidi~"I wanna go to Italy!"
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Claudio is the one in the group that generates the biggest ruckus only to call 5 minutes before hand to cancel because he/she is "chilling" or "kickin it." Claudios are also known as the new flakes
Eric was invited to the baby shower 6 months ago, but he just called and pulled a “Claudio”.
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A cool as dude who loves ricegum and is very experience with memes Also booty his booty is out of this world
FUCKING HELL CLAUDIO HAS THE BEST MEMES AROUND
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Imagine voice cracks as a person, super nice and funny. He's short and you should definitely check out his youtube channel.
Person 1: Wow look at Claudio, ain't he cool?
Claudio: Heck yEa
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While performing the Hudini, one goes to the window and gazes into the eyes of
the catcher, imagining that that was him, while creepishly admiring the beauty
of THE HUDINI!
As lou was catching, he saw the twinkle in his eye, and knew it was THE CLAUDIO
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