1.loser
2.friendly yet annoying
A term used for a social and academic loser who, in a desperate attempt to re-gain popularity, befriends an individual to the near point of stalking them.
dave is a cling-on. Get him away from me
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The female genitalia. Also known as a pussy, vagina or snatch.
I'm going to get me some clinge!
I'm going to get me some pussy!
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When a female starts talking to a guy and is instantly obsessed with him. goes to all means to attach herself to him. multple phone calls and text messages may occur till she knows exactly what he is doing.
olesia is cling on to him like a fat kid loves cake.
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a sexual act whereby one places cling film over their partners face and proceeds to defacate prefusely onto the cling film; with all sensations maintained e.g. warmth, texture, weight, visability etc without any of the unsightly aftermath. This is useful to those unexperienced in brown love but acts as a handy tool in their sexual games.
" steven, you know that sexual technique you suggested last tuesday, what was it called again "
" i believe it was clinging wendy, all the sensations of brown love minus the mess! "
" well....are you busy now "
" they don't call me steven the clinging bastard nothing sweet cheeks "
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When you are in a state of both clinging in to your dignity and also cringe at the same time.
Trevor from GTA 5 is the most clinge comic relief character of any story.
That little booger that gets stuck in your nose and you can't get it out.
Kels had that cling on for a week!
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Used to describe a person to whom is attempting to establish a futile relationship in which the person can be described as being overly-clingy and cringeworthy in their efforts.
That guy's Facebook statuses are so clinge.
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