Something that you are addicted to, like how Cocomelon has an addicting effect on kids.
"Anime music videos were my Cocomelon, I watched them all the time"
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A child's favorite show. It brainwashes or turns all people 7+ to mush, or pushes them to insanity. It is unbearable and kills adult's brain cells one, by one.
"Oh fudge, that kid is playing Cocomelon! RUN BEFORE YOU GO INSANNNNNNNNE!"
Its a melon filled with cocoa trying to defeat Bhushan Kumar but hereβs the thing he isnt a melon
Cocomelon is defeating pewdiepie HELP!!!!
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Wow, little Johny is a Cocomelon addict.
Baby Susanna is on that Cocomelon like she on her momma's titties.
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A kids shows that is so shit and has been turned into gifβs, memes and is a shown on Netflix ( stop watching the show, ok)
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A childrens cartoon with a weird ass name.
A series of cartoons that will make you realize how far ahead of your time you are, and how fucking sad that is, as well as how fucking sad this world is getting for you because you are getting so fucking old.
Cocomelon sucks dick.
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