crate

the well defined shape you get from drinking beer instead of going to the gym and getting a six pack ie. the opposite of sixpack

my abs are good but look at my well defined crate

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Crates

Something that will never get finished

When will be done doing Crates?

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crate

"in the crate" describes any automobile clad in simulated wood grain vinyl.

My favorite color for a Grand Wagoneer is white, in the crate, with blue interior.

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Crate

bastardisation of the designation for the second generation Toyota Celica gt four the ST185
i.e 185=one crate five

usually used in a derogatory way by ST205 owners(see the word FAFF in this dictionary

"thats a rusty crate you have there"
or
"that crate was really moving"

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crate

Any container, made of any substance, utilized to house or hold a pet.

Husband: "We'll have to move Ollie's cage..."
Wife: "For the last time, it's not a cage, its a Crate!"
Husband: "Have you seen this? This is a cage if I ever saw one!"
Wife: "No, it's a crate."
Husband: "This is not a crate. Crates are the wooden boxes dinosaurs come in."
Wife: "Only an idiot would trust a dinosaur to stay in a wooden box."

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Crate

Used to describe the dimensions of a vagina, which is larger than a box.

"He really packed it into her crate! "
"She filled her crate before she went to prison."
"Man, I could almost fall into that crate!"

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Crate

Device used by games developers to rectally violate loyal players.

I cant believe they're going to ass fuck us with another crate.

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