a fucking trashcan on wheels that'll kill you and its driver when it crashes into your car because its accelerator pedal got stuck and the doors rusted shut. looks like a 5 year old drew his dream car and told a dumbass billionaire (with too much on his hands and too little braincells) to mass produce it for all the dudes with testosterone insecurity.
"look it's a cybertruck on the road! what the actual fuck was elon thinking?"
its like minecraft but in reallife
hey do you see my new cybertruck or minecart in reallife
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The act of unintentionally severing or cutting off a limb, digit, or appendage, reminiscent of the hazard posed by the Cybertruck's frunk design.
Did you hear about Anna? She apparently cybertrucked her ring finger clean off while at work last night!
When you repeatedly throw a heavy metal ball at someone’s high tech electric truck, shattering both two side windows and Elon musks dreams of an electric future in the process.
“That was a great Tesla event, but I do wonder if that guy will be executed backstage for cybertruck bullying Elon in front of the whole world.”
“You’ve gotta have some big heavy balls to cybertruck bully Elon Musk like that!”