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An embarassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during wedding or 18th/21st Birthday Speeches.
Situation: You've just had a hair cut.
Dad Joke: What happened to you son? Had a run-in with a lawn mower?!
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A joke that has little or no humour.
Person 1: What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Person 2: Dude, that's such a dad joke.
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Jokes that are only funny when dads say them. A dad joke is a one of a kind type of joke.
"Dad, I'm hungry!"
"Hi Hungry I'm Dad. Dad jokes"
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A cheesy and bad joke that dad's say to try and impress people.
What do you call a three-legged donkey?
A wonkey! What a dad joke.
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A joke (typically a play on words) that is loaded with cheese and is lacking in originality and comedic value. Dad jokes are most often performed by people who have lost their way in the fields of comedy due to years of strenuous fatherhood and laboring in the workforce.
While it is possible for a dad joke to be genuinely enjoyable, the odds of that happening are slim to none.
'I'm hungry' "Hi hungry, I'm dad!" 'Dope dad joke bro I'm gonna go dig my own grave real quick thanks for that.'
When the joker thinks his/her own joke is hilarious, but no one else does. He/she laughs, and everyone else laughs because it is funny that he/she thinks he/she is funny.
Sam: "I'm very punny, get it, punny? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Josh & Mike: "Umm."
Sam: "hahahahaha!"
Josh & Mike: "haha!"
Josh to Mike: "dude that was a total dads joke"
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Jokes told by a lot of dads that may may been funny years or decades ago but have grown "tired" over time. Examples include "Caddy Shack" or "Borat" bits. Dads typically have a static repertoire of these jokes they have been perfecting for years.
Any time someone mentions New York Italians the Dad Joke in response may be "fuhgeddaboudit."
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