defuckate

The act of defecating (taking a plop, dropping a stool, leaving a shit, having a poo, etc.) while engaged in sexual intercourse.

{Harold} Ahhh, harder, harder!!!
{Horhay} Jesus Christ, I'm about to defuckate!
{Harold} Goddammit! Now you have to clean it up! Fuck this noise, I'm outta here!!!

defuck

defuck- 1. n; an accidental work that comes up on t9 word
2. v. a question you ask yourself when something crazy goes down.

what defuck was that?

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Defuck

A nautical term used by senior enlisted personnel to describe the fixing of a problem caused by an officer.

The command master chief will defuck that officer’s mess!

defuckalize

A vulgar but humorous way of saying fixing, analyzing, decrypting, or diagnosing a complex problem

Friend 1: hey dude what are you doing

Friend 2: i am attempting to defuckalize the bastardized wiring system in my truck, it isnt going too well
Friend 1: well ill bring a case of beer and assist you with it
Friend 2: this day is about to become extremely counterproductive