Self deportation

The act of expelling yourself from the land you reside.

Mitty Romney supports Self deportation.

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Home Deport

This is what happens to illegal immigrants whom are looking for work at Home Depot when the police or immigration comes.

I couldn't find anyone to mow my lawn today while cruising the parking lot of Home Deport this afternoon.

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self-deportation

A curiously Republican concept in which people in the U.S. will voluntarily leave the country. Originally coined in 1994 by Daniel D. Portado as a sarcastic protest to California Proposition 187 (anti-immigration proposition) and re-introduced by Mitt Romney in 2012 during a Republican Presidential debate but completely missing the sarcasm.

1) Romney said his Administration would not round up illegal immigrants and deport them but they would have to leave the country to apply for citizenship so they would leave by self-deportation, i.e. self-deport.

2) Republicans and conservatives keep telling us that if tax rates go up, the super-rich will self-deport to European socialist countries with lower tax rates.

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Deport the refugees

Euphemism for defecation. Used mainly by white people.

Excuse me for a minute, I have to deport the refugees.

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Bobby The Deported Mexican

Well, this is the nickname give to Mexicans deported out of Mexico.

El-hello-o bingos, I am Bobby The Deported Mexican! El-would-o you el-like-o tacos with your el-nachos-o? Anyway, el-bing-bong-o el-bye-o!

Deport some Romanians

To take a massive shit

Hey dude I'll be back in 5 minutes. I have to deport some Romanians.

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Deportation

YEAH BRO, TOTALLY! WE SHOULD START DEPORTING CITIZENS IF THEY DESECRATE THE PSEUDO-SACRED CLOTH, DAWG! TOTALLY! I TOTALLY AND GENUINELY BELIEVE THAT'S A THING WE SHOULD DO! SUPER GOOD IDEA! HEY... WHAT SHOULD WE DO IF THE WEAPONIZE SCHIZOPHRENIA THOUGH? THAT'S A LITTLE WORSE (I THINK) THAN GOING "THIS FLAG, BOO! THAT FLAG YAY!" IN PROTEST OF A POLITICAL ISSUE! SHOULD WE DO SOMETHING WORSE? YEAH? TOTALLY! WHAT SHOULD WE DO? KILL KIDS? WHAT, GOSH, THAT SEEMS A LITTLE EXTREME BUT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO THEN... 🤷 ♂️

Hym "Yeah dawg! Totally! Do a deportation on em!"