deportes

In Spanish, the word means "sports." Or so we Americans think. (We are wrong.)

It is in fact, the name of a Mexican sport. In this game, you are trying to jump the border from Mexico to America. You can do this various ways; slingshot, actually jumping, etc. If you win, congratulations! You're an illegal immigrant. However, if you loose, you are deported back to Mexico (hence the name DEPORTes.)

If you play this game, do not loose. Mexican prisons are rough.

I played a round of deportes with Gerardo, but I lost. I'm in a Mexican prison now.

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deport

1. to expel (an alien) from a country; banish.
2. to send of carry off; transport, especially forcibly

Deport immigrant felons now to reduce prison crowding.

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deportion

When you choose to abort a baby and it gets launched across the border

This baby is read for deportion

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deportment

1. demeanor; conduct; behavior.

2. the conduct or obedience of a child in school, as graded by a teacher.

Her reckless driving without a license was listed as a big deportment

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deported

The accion of, to and or be fucked...

Juan Carlos Carreto.

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deporter

An asshole with no dick

Ew, he's such a deporter.

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Deportation Buddy

Someone (usually a close friend) who will sit next to you on the bus when Trump gets into office.

Aye, I need a deportation buddy. I'll bring tacos if you'll bring coke.

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