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Injury sustained to one's penis while dancing naked.
We were having a great naked dance party until I got dicklash.
(v). The effect of being hit by 80MPH winds on your knob from trying to take a piss out of a car window on the motorway.
Barry: dude I need a piss
Simon: I'm not stopping the car, take one out of the window
Barry: no way man, we're on the motorway! I'm not getting Dicklash for you!
guy1: my cock's really sore, I got Dicklash on the way home from london last night, I needed a piss real bad and he would'nt pull over
guy2: know the feeling. I got dicklash on the way home from my bro's stag do
female equivalent of pussywhipped.
"Colleen will never believe he's cheating on her. She's totally dicklashed."
"Dude, you're not gonna get Sarah's number. She's still got dicklash for this guy who broke up with her last week."
When you're sexting one person and having a very serious conversation with another person, prompting an erection and making it go away just as quickly over and over.
"I was sexting my girlfriend while my dad was texting me about my grandma's death and it gave me dicklash."
The result of either masturbating/having intercourse when a spot on your knob gets too dry, resulting in a carpetburn-like effect.
She TOLD me she was soaked, but a minute later i got some serious dicklash
When you go from flaccid to erect extremely quickly resulting in a sharp pain in the penis.
Dude I got turned on so quickly I got dicklash.
Accidentally clicking on a news report notification of a real-life tragedy shortly after busting a nut.
“Wow, I came for post-nut clarity but I left with dicklash. I just had to click on that Ukraine War article.”