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Taking a girl on a cheap dinner date, involving resturants that have royal names.
e.g. Burger King, Dairy Queen, etc.
I was flat broke, and she wanted to eat, so we Dined with Royalty.
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Area of origin: Houston, Texas
(come down/come dine, coming down/cumin dine, came down/ came dine)
Verb
1. To arrive (with/and)
2. To be arriving (with/and)
3. To have arrived (with/and)
( Cumin Dine)
Adj.
1. To look good
Verb
1."...I'm gone COME DINE , big rims on the truck"
2. "...I be CUMIN DINE , new Js on my toes "
3. " ...I done CAME DINE, hittin licks on my trolley "
ADJ.
" I'm CUMIN DINE in this new outfit. "
When you perform oral sex on a woman while she is in a handstand
My girlfriend was practicing handstands when I got hungry so I knew it was Dining with Devon time
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a famous problem in the field of concurrency (a sub-field in computer science, for the uninitiated) that discusses an approach to allocate a fixed number of resources among several consumers. here is the actual dining philosophers problem (DPP)...
"A certain number of philosophers spend their lives alternating between thinking and eating. They are seated around a circular table. There is a fork placed between each pair of neighboring philosophers. Each philosopher has access to the forks at her left and right. In order to eat, a philosopher must be in possession of both forks. A philosopher may only pick up one fork at a time. Each philosopher attempts to pick up the left fork first and then the right fork. When done eating, a philosopher puts both forks back down on the table and begins thinking. Since the philosophers are sharing forks, it is not possible for all of them to be eating at the same time."
geek A: i crunched an O(1) solution to the DPP.
geek B: oh yeah ! in your dreams. dont bullshit me.
cool C: wtf is DPP ? y'all bitches need to get laid.
When you leave a restaurant without paying; The most asshole thing you can do to a waiter/waitress
Waitress/Waiter: "Excuse me manager Bob, I just had a dine and dash on table 16. I walked away for a second to refill their drink and when I came back they were gone."
Manager Bob: "Well Suzie, I'm going to have to fire you, unless you can pay for their tab."
Waitress/Waiter: "Well fuck, that sucks."
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to eat out a woman's crotch.
the Y referring to her body and legs
Man, Scotty's sister is drunk, I am SOOO gonna dine at the Y later...
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random dining
to go to restaurant. wait till someone leaves their table, sit in their place, eat their food and converse politely with the person opposite. repeat until thrown out
clare has been banned from every restaurant in town for random dining