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A stylized human fetus placed in the center of a doilie. Typically seen in fundamentalist Christian households.
"Hey man you all set for the abortion clinic protest tomorrow"
"Oh yeah bro, my mom knitted me a great fetus doilie"
Plain and simple: those flushable paper toilet seat covers!
Hey Marge! Can you get an old T-shirt out of the van please? They're out of ass doilies in here!
A gay man who keeps his home like an old lady would, which would surprise you had you not seen their home before based on how they carry themselves in the outside world.
The home would most likely be filled with gorgeous and well-kept antiques, little ceramic figurines and other fancy (but lame) knick-knacks, and DOILIES on everything. This home is often shared with an annoying, tiny, yippy dog that no one loves but the owner.
These Doily Queens often surprise those who have only met or seen them in the outside world. They often go to leather or biker bars, have unkempt facial hair, and possibly have sex in these seedy bars.
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When your having a cheeky wank at your grandparent's house and you need something to catch the load so you grab a designated doily to do the dirty work.
"Quick Nan, pass the Cum Doily!"
petroleum based lubricant soaked ornamental linen mat
Get that oily doily out of my face
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The disposable paper toilet seat covers found in public restrooms.
Dude, if you use the shitter at Cost Cutter, you'd better use the toilie doilie - that place is nasty.
To be like the doily in essence, culture and manner. This adjective also describes the person in question's physical attributes.
Person: Oh, that girl is full of such wonderful doily-ness
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