egg salad

A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.

Specifically: (a) The soapy substance covering the skin of newborn infants. (b) The cheesy, sebaceous matter which collects between the glans penis and the foreskin.

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egg salad

Salad made with eggs.

Person: "I like eggs and I like salad....Yes I do."

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egg salad

6 hard boiled eggs, shelled and mooshed up. Add a small amount of mayonase, a drop of mustard, some celery and/or pickle relish and salt, pepper and paprika to taste. Chill before serving.
Serving Suggestion: With lettuce on white bread.

The egg salad sandwich that my old man ate gave him such deadly gas that i made him sleep in the garden shed.

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egg salad

Slang for 'excellent'

"I did what you asked, sir."

"Egg salad!"

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Egg salad

As in tossing a salad, egg salad is when you rim out and eat a girls vagina while she's ovulating.

"I'd toss her egg salad"

"the only egg I eat are people eggs in an egg salad"

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egg salad

The sexual act of placing lettuce, tomatoes and other common salad toppings inside of a woman's vagina and then eating it using her vaginal fluids like a salad dressing.

This act is commonly preformed preceding a fancy or expensive dining event, usually in a bathroom or in the back seat of a vehicle.

Dude, my girlfriend let me have an egg salad when we were waiting for our table at olive garden last night!

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egg salad

If eggs are within a body cavity, get smashed and expelled, the eggs come out looking like egg salad. Usually involved in novelty pornography.

"I was watching that porno and those eggs came out like egg salad."

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