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Essential ingredient for the making of humans.
Recipe for Human:
Add 3 cups water
Add half dozen eggs
Add chopped cabbage
Mix gently while adding Evil until desired effect.
Bake at 97 degrees Fahrenheit for 9 months
Serve chilled
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i think, is the absence of empathy
you are so evil because you are evil
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towniespeak, to look at somebody in a bad way, most commonly used as an excuse to start a fight
A "girl she is giving me evils!!! hey you! you got beef wi' me or summink?!!!"
B "no, just just lost my contact lens..."
A "what?!! you callin' me a liar now???!!! don't you go direspectin' me!!! i'm gonna smash your ugly fucking face in, you dirty little whore!!!!!!"
B *is not a townie and therefore *runs away**
(and yes, i have seen that happen before...)
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aka girls, girls are evil I have proof...
Girls require time and money
(Girls = Time x Money)
But we all know time is money
(Time = Money)
Therefore
(Girls = Money x Money)
(Money x Money = Money squared)
And beacause money is the root of all evil
(Money = square route of evil)
Therefore
(Girls = (the square route of evil)squared)
so we are forced to conclude that...
(Girls = Evil)
In short: Girls need time and money but time is money and money is evil, so girls crave evilness making them evil...
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A word you call yourself, or a way to show you have a large cult behind you and a large ass throne.
The new legally-changed name of Global Force Wrestling superstar Takaaki Watanabe.
THIS is EVIL. EVERYTHING is EVIL. Subete wa.. IIIIBERU DA!!
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(Noun)
Qualities that are inherently and existentially incompatible with a society.
(Often combined with the word, “Smite” to form the satisfying catchphrase, “Smite Evil!”)
Example 1:
Lo! Evil is thou for a sea of innocent blood is spilt for thy greed! Now, prepare for thy retribution: ‘Tis time to SMITE EVIL!
Translation: Yo! We ain’ coexistin’ cause you killed a lot for greed. Git ready to be punished: Imma splat yo coexistin’ incompatible ass!
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