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The main thoroughfare on Long Island. Also known as "The World's Longest Parking Lot".
I sat awn the (lawngilind) Long Island Expressway for too ahwuhs befawh I foynully mayd it tew Jeriko.
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The act of placing two sisters side by side on a twin sized bed, and shitting between each sisters tits. (From this point on you will use your dick.) Get your cock really hard and start to titty fuck the one on the left, then switch over to the one on the right. Then back to the left, then once again back to the right. At this point the shit between their titties should be running thin, you might have to reapply. If not go ahead and shoot a hot steamy load in and around their mouths.
Last years Double Dutch Expressways competition champion was Mike.
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the act of one ejaculating in there hand and preceding to cup there partners face with said seamen while bending him/her over and screwing them from behind.
John P. face and asshole broke into a rash after i gave him a long island expressway
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The act of letting your partner spread her legs, and letting a battery powered train run through her vagina and out her butthole.
Hey nicky let me shove this train in your vagina and out your butthole so it will be a two way expressway.
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A toll road (unsigned New Jersey Route 446) connecting Atlantic City, New Jersey with the Philadelphia outskirts, stopping just beyond Williamstown. While it has decent traffic capacity, the signage makes you want to tear your hair out (but the way from Williamstown onward is Route 42, which has much better signage).
The Atlantic City Expressway — the poor man's freeway. 65 from the Parkway onward but going that speed will give you a firm finger out the window of everyone else driving on that road.
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one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..
HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway 135 and i wont have any trouble what so-ever
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one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..
HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway (135) and i wont have any trouble what so-ever
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