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A five dollar hit of crystal meth
Tina: Yo can I get a five dollar fogger?
Crystal: You broke ass bitch
Tina: Come on let me hit your pipe one time, all I got is five on me.
Crystal: Give the five and you better not nigger lip or burn my shit bitch.
the kind of deals man whores make
You: I got a five dollar footlong last night
Me: *gasp* you naughty girl/ boy
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Unnecessarily complicated or pretentious words that smug assholes use to assert their perceived intellectual "superiority."
Brad: "Frankly, the film's quality was substandard at best, leading to an inherent dissociation and disconnect to myself as a paying audience member. It was almost insolent in its pandering. Thus, I can only describe the experience in viewing the film as one of a cataclysmic nature."
Tina: "So, you're saying you didn't like the film. What's with all the five-dollar words?"
Brad: "That statement is a gross oversimplification of my feelings regarding what should be a work of art. I'm merely trying to open and nurture a dialog , so that we may enjoy eachother's company in the spirit of natural, healthy debate."
Tine: "You're just trying to impress me and get in my pants, aren't you? Ain't happening."
Brad: "Well... shit."
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1) Subway's deal, getting a footlong sandwich for $5
2) Its in my pants. Nuff Said.
LAUREN CONRAD: OMG this Five Dollar Footlong is so delicious and juicy
AUDRINA PARTRIGE: And big enough for us to share!
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A sex act between a male and a female in which the female is wearing a strap-on device, which is used to perform anal sex upon the male.
Inspired by Ronald Reagan, the 40th President of the United States, due to the way he treated the American economy, civil liberties and small Latin American nations.
Coined by a student at Carlisle High School (Pennsylvania) in early 2005.
"Dude, she tried the 'Five Dollar Reagan' on me last night. I felt like I was Nicaragua in the 80's, just getting POUNDED by the CIA."
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Large words, often hard to pronunciate
-I am a proffessional in pharmicutical representation
-Man, don't use those five dollar words with me
-Oh i'm sorry, i mean i'm good at being a doctor
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A phrase commonly used to signify the end of a story; any story ends well on the upbeat note of finding five dollars.
"I was going to the laundromat to wash all of my clothes, and I tripped and broke my nose on the asphalt. I tried to get into my car, but I dropped the keys into the sewer grate I was parked by. I got a ride to the hospital from an old lady who smelled like cheese, and when I got there I found out that my insurance didn't cover stupidity. And then I found five dollars!"
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