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A play on words "flaccid" and "accident".
I heard she can't even get your herring up since your last flaccident.
A non hard dick or penis or cock or BANISTER
Dude my manshaft is a fuckin flaccid piece a shit homes!
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An old dude had a flaccid penis so he had to take viagra.
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The act of losing your erection, most likely do to a horrific event.
Dude, I fucked your mom last night and your dad walked in and asked to join...I had instant flaccidation
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A synonym for boner killer. Use when an event has happened to make you not have a boner anymore.
Jessica's dating Terry? That's a real flaccidizer.
Delaying the release of Starcraft 2 again? Flaccidizer!
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One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance
Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!
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A combination of the words "flaccid" and "hideous" used to describe a whole new level of ugly (women). The condition of (a woman) being so hideous, the sight of her makes most mens' erections deflate into a useless flap.
"Damn dude, have you seen Amy Winehouse lately? She is looking flaccideous!"
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