flat earth

A "theory" (lacking evidence, it should be called a myth) of the Earth's shape that is incongruent with the common understanding of the Earth and other planets in the universe, is unfounded, and contrary to gravity and basic laws of physics.
Flat Earth is believed mostly by conspiratards. It asserts that the Earth is a flat disc.
People who believe in this defend their assertions by calling any factual evidence of the Earth's spherical shape fake, and by using biblical verses and psuedoscience to contrive an argument.

We really live on a flat earth. NASA's satellite images are just fake to promote the evil researchers' NWO agenda.
I have no idea how a satellite works
I have never been on an airplane
I slept through 8th grade science class

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Flat earth

If you truly belive in this than you will need the following:
59.99--------brain cells
29.99--------common sense booklet
39.99--------logic, for dummies

Flat earth isn't real ;-;

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Flat earth

1- The way you think about the shape of our planet after consuming nine different types of alcoholic drinks, smoking marijuana, sniffing cocaine and consuming other types of illegal drugs

2- A theory made by a bunch of grown-up kids (or just kids) who feel special for knowing "the true shape of the earth" while having no real evidence about it

Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: You're drunk Jimmy, go back home and take a long rest
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Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: Alright Jimmy, but have you finished your homework?
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Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: Jimmy, you're 34, what the fuck

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Flat Earth

the Earth is actually flat! Don't believe all the lies that you've been told by NASA. They're fake, anyways. The Earth just looks like a sphere because its moving so fast!

Mr. Gavick: Today we are learning about the Earth
Random Kid: You mean the FLAT earth. Never deny the facts, and in this case, its the flat earth you're in denial about.

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Flat Earth Society

A group of stupid wankers that are so stupid, they think the earth is a flat disc

Son: Hey dad, I've joined the flat earth society
Dad: I have no son

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Flat-Earth Filter

The double-secret, government-mandated modification applied to all video/photographic equipment installed on vehicles capable of reaching an altitude above 40,000 feet, the upper limit of commercial aircraft; this, in an attempt to sustain the global 'spheroid earth conspiracy'.

Ok. If anyone actually contends that the earth is flat based on their fucked up religious doctrines, the opinions of some crack-pot pseudo-science bullshit or weak-ass arguments of incompetent YouTube fanatics...they're just wrong. Do some spherical geometry; construct a 'triangle' on a spherical surface and measure the sum of the angles. Greater than 180? Wonder what that means...stick the flat-earth filter up yer ass.

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flat earth society

A Society claiming that the Earth was once flat, and some evil people (somehow) turned the earth spherical. In my opinion a bunch of crackpots who make money by telling bogus stories (such as... the world is flat) and claim to have a large following.

So-called scientist: Contrary to belief, the World was once flat

Scientist: LOL

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