Founder

The person that motivates you to have sex and motivates you to do things that you've never done before.

I'm your "founder" because I encourage you to do nasty shit and other really bad stuff.

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foundered

Northern Irish term for tired out, knackered.

I've been going since dawn and I'm foundered

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founder hounder

A person, usually a heterosexual female, who pursues relationships or hookups with the founders of tech startups. Like a jersey chaser for nerds. This term was used in the "Bachmanity Insanity" episode of "Silicon Valley."

Clive: "Hey Otto, how's the organic sustainable single-origin artisanal small batch cold brew nitro coffee roasting gig going?"
Otto: "Not great, man. It turns out that our proprietary method of using only high altitude Jamaican Blue Mountain beans filtered through the digestive tract of a civet cat is pretty expensive. So we set our price at $10 a cup, which barely covers our costs, but it's been hard to compete with these low-end stores like Four Barrel and Ritual that sell coffee for only $7, and the peasants here in SF actually drink that swill instead of ours. We went out of business."
Clive: "Oh well, at least you have Matilda. She's your ride-or-die-bitch, right?"
Otto: "Um, not really. She ditched me for this douchebag who is Co-Founder and CEO of this stupid app called Pewply."
Clive: "You mean the app where you take a picture of your feces and it gives you dietary recommendations based on their machine learning big data algorithms? Dude, Pewply is awesome. It totally helped me better come to grips with my gluten allergy."
Otto: "Yeah I'm sensitive to gluten too. But I can't believe she left me for this chode just because of his piece of crap - no pun intended - startup!"
Clive: "Connect the dots, man. Before you, she hooked up with the founders of Markitable, Zenalytics, Flooberli, Sharepnp, and Majikly. She's a classic founder hounder!"

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Sub Founder

Simply put, a sub founder is someone who sais they are a "founder" of something that they in no way helped find or discover.

"Bobby is a Sub Founder because he takes credit for everything that his sister susie does"

Founder Grenade

A term used commonly in early stage startups.

An act of mass destruction and typically used by one of the founders, it refers a sudden and disruptive request that invalidates one or more large sets of in progress work that relied on previously assumed to be valid information prior to the request being made.

"We had already started the project, then Brian our CEO throws in a Founder Grenade about an idea he had at the while at gym so we need to throw all the work away and start from scratch again."

Flounder Founder

A mayor or founder who has the same physique and thiccness as Bubble Bass

Stacey: Damn did you see mayor James, talk about a real flounder founder.

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Founder Pounder

One who seeks a relationship with a founder of a company (specifically tech) in order to benefit from the future growth of the startup's success. Similar to a Gold Digger, Cleat Chaser, and Puck Slut.

Employee #1: Dude, how did the CEO get such a hot wife?

Employee #2: Lol she's just a Founder Pounder.