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The Common misprint of the phrase 'French Losses.'
Teacher: You are to do a report on French Victories.
Student: Don't you mean French Losses?
Teacher: Yes, all the same.
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The last one they could really claim was when they put a 14-year old girl in charge of their army. Of course, the girl in question (St. Joan of Arc--Jeanne D'Arc) was divinely inspired and the English were mostly drunk off their asses, so this may not have been a fair fight. The French were so grateful for their victory, they had her gang-raped, tortured, and burned at the stake.
They do like to claim victories won by others since then, though (Yorktown, both world wars, etc.). Remember, France is the only country in the world that has lost wars against Mexico AND Algeria!
How many French Victories have you heard of that didn't involve lots of guys from other countries doing most of the fighting?
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does not exist
french victories are on the other side of the rainbow.
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Although extinct like the Dodo bird, the French had to be victorious, else the country of France would not exist.
Modern history simply shows the aging madame is in fact aging... Not a pot to piss in, or anyone to blame, except the world.
The French Victories over England allowed them to continue existing as France. Blame the offspring of King Henry V.
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A complete list of French Military Victories:
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The word "French military victories" followed by a blank space implies that there have been no French military victories.
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An ironic mistake by Google, which said that no results can be found for "French Military Victories" if you click the "I'm feeling lucky" button.
The irony is that France has actually won more battles and wars over the last six hundred years than any other country in Europe.
Stupid man: Did you know that there have never been any French Military Victories?
Average man: Did you know that you're an idiot?
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The Battle of Yorktown, Sep-Oct 1781. The decisive battle of the American Revolution, fought with equal parts French and American soldiers.
The U.S.A. exists because France's citizens fought alongside us when we needed them most. And then America and France kinda went to war while France and Britian were at war, and then France fell into revolution and Britian and America went to war, and, did I mention? the British and the Americans fought the French before all this even began. With Injuns! Anyway, America eventually went to war with itself, and the West Point generals from the South battled the West Point generals from the North, and then we hooked back up with France and Britian and together kicked the crap out of the Axis.
French Military Victories. I only need this one to make all the other definitions realize how stupid they are.
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