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the result of shoving ur left ball into yogurt sticking it in sprinkles and feeding it to ur partner as to satisfy her hunger
OH CRAP BOY that was an awesome fruity pebble!!!! i want more in the morning
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some rainbow crack for any age
damn i cant wait to wake up and get some fruity pebbles
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When you spend 12 days and 8 nights consuming nothing but spaghetti bolognese and every attainable flavor of Gatorade or Powerade and then ejaculate on your partner’s stomach so that it appears colorful and misshapen. You can also choose to pour milk over it all when you’re done, but most people don’t keep cartons of milk that close to their bedroom or fuckroom unless they’re a loser or a simp.
Bertha: “Baby, can we just do something casual for breakfast tomorrow?”
Charles: “Sure babe! What cereal should I grab from the Food Lion?”
Bertha: “Oh! How about Fruity Pebbles? I haven’t had that in forever!”
Charles: “Oh...that...it’s been so long since anyone has asked me for that. Are you sure, my darling, my morning star?”
Bertha: “Uh, yeah, that is what I want.”
Charles: “Give me 2 weeks to prepare.”
Bertha: “Ok.”
Charles: “Ok. Go back to sleep.”
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A Fruity Pebble is a person that acts gay or is gay
Dude that girl is looking like a Fruity Pebble
aka asco bc hes fred flintstone
1: hey who do you have for gym?
2: i think i got that fruity pebbles guy this year!
1: bummer
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Badass Leinenkugel Sunset Wheat Beer.
"That shit does taste like fruity pebbles!"
"Hey dude, what was the name of that fruity pebbles beer?"
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In relation to paper hands and the stock market:
When your hands are so less than paper that it enters the realm of cereal. The furthest levels of cereal hands is the dreaded Fruity Pebbles hands. In the slightest of humidity in the air, the cereal becomes a slurry. Those with fruity pebbles hands sell even when the stock in going up just in case in goes down.
Paper hands: “Yo paper bitch, withdraw me some more money from my accounts so I can sell my stocks for a measly profit”
Cereal hands: “Yes sir! You there, boy! Get our lord and savor some more TENDIES to spend from his accounts!”
Fruity pebbles hands: “Y-y-y-yes supreme ruler and expert of all financials!”