Gas Pump Thrust

The act of thrusting the gas nozzle in and out of the tank after filling up in order to remove excess gas in the nozzle to prevent dripping onto the side of your car.

Ron: damn it I always spill gas on my car after filling up

Jeremy: you gotta remember to get all the liquid out with a quick gas pump thrust!

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dirty gas pump

starting off with simple tea-bagging, making sure that her nose is between your ass cheeks, and as she is jacking you off, you fart as much as possible.

I know she wants a dirty gas pump when she insists on paying at the local mexican restaraunt.

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Gas Pump Roulette

While pumping gas, you try to release the pump trigger at the number you want it to land on in one try. The less risky people release a few cents underneath the target number then pump the trigger until it gets to the number. It is kind of reverse of russian roulette.

Pumping gas this morning, I tried to land on 30 dollars exactly but hit $30.05 instead. I lost gas pump roulette today.

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Oregon Gas Pump

A sexual act used as a finishing move. Mimics the activities of an Oregonian gas station. 3 people are required for this act: one is the Recipient, one is a Bum, and the third is the Pump. The Bum swipes the Recipient's credit card in the Pump's ass crack. This allows the Pump to release their fluids into the Recipient's throat. Optional: the Bum yells "FINISH HIM" as the Pump is about to release their fluids.

(An alternative of the Washington Gas Pump)

"Hey Jerry, you should get Tom to come over so that we can do the Oregon Gas Pump properly tonight!"

"Honey, I can give you the Oregon Gas Pump, but we will need to find somebody extremely unemployable to swipe my credit card."

"Hey Bobby, want to play Mortal Kombat X while Tina and her Bum friend perform the Oregon Gas Pump on us?"

"These Oregon Gas Pumps are more satisfying than a bukkake in Africa."

Austrian gas pump

The Austrian gas pump is when You feed your girl large quantities of food, and she is so full of food that she needs to shit a lot. Then you fuck her in the ass and the shit explodes causing it to go all over you shirt, pants, and dick.

This girl Jaminca wanted to do the Austrian gas pump with me.

Anal Gas Pump

Similar to the Arabian Gas Pump, except urination takes place in the anal cavity instead of the vagina.

Colby loves to give chicks he meets the "Anal Gas Pump".

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Scala Gas Pump

To put your ass in someones face and fart.

I just gave Plasker a good Scala Gas Pump

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