Random
Source Code
Random
When your teammates does absolutely nothing and die immediately.
1👍 1👎
Glonk-Noun- Does absolutely nothing and dies.
Person1- "Man she is such a Glonk."
Person2- "Excuse me?!"
Person1- "DID I STUTTER!?!"
Person2- *backs away slowly*
4👍 11👎
A slang term for cum, specifically when it's in your hair.
Fuck there's glonk in my hair.
7👍 23👎
The sound a girl makes when a penis is rammed down her throat.
She was blowing me last night when I grabbed the back her head and shoved. She gagged like crazy and made a sound like, "Glonk! Glonk! Glonk!"
59👍 544👎
The act of a man, during mid coitus, deciding to stop having sex with a woman, just for the sheer gratification of showing that he is supreme and dominant and therefore superior to the woman.
I was totally getting my swerve on with Amanda last night when I decided to glonk that bitch after 10 minutes. She wasn't happy, but who cares? Bitch don' got glonked!
50👍 672👎