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a cigarette; cig; squo;cancer stick; trog backwards
"Taylor is going to buy me gorts, wanna pack?"
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1. noun – An overweight person’s large belly or gut. From Spanish gordo meaning “fat”.
2. verb – To eat excessively.
3. adjective – To feel full after eating excessively.
1. “That dude has a ginormous gort!”
2. “Let’s go to White Castle and gort!” Past tense: “I just gorted three Jobee dogs!”
3. “Whew! No more Taco Bell, I am gorted!
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gort. is a very fine boi. He has definetely not committed any war crimes in Kosovo.
It is important to spell it exactly like this including punctuation and lowercase letters.
"gort."
This is gort., he is very cute and should be pat often. gort.
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Abbreviation of the term 'gay shorts'.
Just above or on the knee. Not to be confused with shants; pants awkwardly below the knee.
Best worn on tall people.
'Oh thank god you've changed out of those shants. OH WOW YOUVE REPLACED THEM WITH GORTS'
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fart bubbles in bodies of water that are eaten before surfacing
I like to gort in the bathtub, but it is unhealthy in public swimming pools.
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The female act or purposely or accidently queefing/farting onto the present and penetrating male penis. It is used as a rapist detterent in third world countries and can be a very useful tool to "reject" a guy.
Pedro: Ok, Im going in.....ughhhhhhhh
Claire: *goooorrttttt*
Pedro: Yo B, what de fuck?
Claire: *goooooorrrtttt* *goorrttt* last one> *gort*
Pedro: Ohhhh noooo, mira cabrona! That last one wasnt a "gort"......................
Rapist: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Female Prey: *goooort* Thats right asshole, fuck off
Rapist: Godamnit where'd they learn to that gorting shit.
(note: if the rapist has a poop fetish, this will only further harden his erection)
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