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Vietnamese theme resturant where food is prepared at your table similar to Benihana's. While guests are waiting for a table the ladies are striped naked & placed in a small wooden crate. Gentelmen are seated on a dirt floor with a wicker basket placed over their heads, then filled with live rats. When your table is ready your hands are tied behind your back & then lead thru a low narrow dirt tunnel with live bamboo vipers nailed to the celing. The main dining room is basicly a large outdoor bamboo cage. Several drums of burning karosene are placed around the room & helicopters can be heard off in the distance along with intermitent small-arms fire. The smell of napalm & human waste can be found in the air. When your chef arives a waterbuffalo is hearded to the table & shot several times in the head with an AK-47. Guests are alowed to cut there own steaks from the beast. Waiters speak little english & mostly yell in vietnamese periodicly inserting a heavily accented 'GOD DAMN GI.' Often one person at the table is singled out & repeatedly struck in the head with a cane pole. Customers are served a variety of drinks served in a cup with chiped ice & shards of broken glass. During the meal guests are seranaded by a NVA genaral who shouts communist propaganda thru a bull horn. After paying the bill, you receive a Metal of Honor for geting your family released.
After eating at Taste of Hanoi I have a new respect for American Vetrans.
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A Vietnamese Woman, who in the Vietnam War worked for Hanoi Radio, broadcasting messages of anti-war and propaganda to the United States and South Vietnamese Troops. She was born sometime in 1931, and died September 30th, 2016 (aged 85) in Ho Chi Minh City in Vietnam.
"How are you, G.I. Joe? It seems to me that most of you are poorly informed about the going of the war. They say nothing about your presence over here. Nothing is more confusing than to be ordered into a war to die." -Hanoi Hannah, June 16th, 1967
the name given north vietnamese prison camp where american and ARVN soldiers were imprisoned and tortured during the vietnam war. located in the capitol of what was then north vietnam, hanoi.
sen john mccain (r-az) was imprisoned there and repeatedly tortured. sen mccain was awarded the congressional medal of honor, the country's highest award, upon returing home for his heroic actions of forcing the nva to release soldiers lower in rank, causing the nva great embarassment.
sen mccain has now taken another moral stand against adolph bush and his army of inhumane gutter scum who advocate similar torture.
the hanoi hilton was the place where bush should be placed for 60 days and THEN asked if he still advocates torture for simple uneducated peasents taken prisoner while fighting an invading army.
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Refers to the torture prison in North Vietnam where foreign combatants captured fighting against the Communists were held.
Johnny hasn't been the same since he checked out of the Hanoi hotel.
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When a woman lets her male lover shove a plunger handle in her asshole. The man then goes to the bathroom and fixes the leaky faucet the she has been complaining about for the last two weeks. Once the faucet is fixed, the man the relives himself (takes a shit) in her shoes that she is going to wear later to go have lunch with her friends.
I gave my wife a "Hanoi Plumber" yesterday and later on she brought me some leftovers from that restaurant we like some much.
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A relatively affordable professional handjob with tiny, delecate Asian hands.
After one night in Bangkok and a bottle of Fireball, Baxter stumbled into an Asian massage parlor. From there Baxter received a free cup of hot tea, a hot steamed towel and Hanoi Handjob for 150 Thai Baht ($4.73 US Dollars)
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A Hanoi high five is derivative from the term used in the film 'Tropic Thunder', but has evolved into a sexual move.
A Hanoi high five is where your partner is on the bottom preferably , when they're are at the point of orgasm (liberating the south) you land a bomb/grenade to the dome. There are variations of the finishing move, i.e throwing them out of your house/flat/village/country , ejaculating or ask them to concede victory.
This move can also be used on the back foot, an example below.
The first example would be in a forced sexual situation where you are not the aggressor.
1. He mounted me and when he was about to liberate the south, Bam Hanoi High five.
Another example for emergency situations
1. You are making love, she decides to tell you at the point of liberation "hey you want to meet my parents", Hanoi high five, a perfect gesture to decline that meet.