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Used by oh so clever males to give other,“(female enthusiasts) “ the heads-up when “(Hotties)” are afoot. Applied singularly or to a group, talent must be Pro to All-star level in order to attain “(Hard Worker)”status. Betty Jo Bucktooth w/rack will not do, a concerted effort must be put into the “Patina” or “Veneer.” In the wild this high level of “work” tends to attract more “Hard Workers,” that then travel in groups called “Possess” or “Gaggles.”
The term is often herd in Petrified forests and the right field arcade section of Pac Bell Park. If the ohso clever male is successful in (hooking up) w/Hard Worker or “Workers,” it is customary to let out a *“(CooterYell)”, ”YYYYEEEHHHHHHAAAWWWWW!!!!!!"
{see Dukes of Hazzard}.
*Important note, if Cooter yell is give prior to hook-up, hook-up is usually off… unless Atlanta is playing.
On the sly… "Hard Work going on at 10'O 'clock, then again at 11, 11:25, and 11:48." In mixed company… "The level of Hard work going on around here is ASStounding!' After the 7th inning (end of beer sales), the term is often used as the “(mating call)” of the ohso clever male, thusly…"HHHEEEEYYYY HARD WORKERS!!! It is rarely successful.
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Something said to deflect from the obvious weight of a “large and in charge”female; when a girl is neither slim nor very attractive but always makes her presence known.
“Hard workers” might take “look I’m being healthy” pics at the gym from time to time, but they sure do like their post-workout Curry Chips.
See also: “bubbly.”
“I know Maeve from CrossFit is thin and drop dead gorgeous, but her friend Aoife is such a hard worker.”
“*Om nom* Jess is a beautiful and healthy hard worker you fat shaming faggot shitlord *nom nom*”