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the act of consuming food in a drunken state in a ferocious manner which mimics the infamous David Hasselhoff burger incident.
Man, seriously, you are hasselhoffing those effin' nachos.
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The punishment received when you leave your computer unlocked. The name comes form the fact that the typical punishment is to change the persons background image to some obscene image of David Hasselhoff.
Mr. Palm just got hasselhoffed by Mr. Ståhl when failing to lock his computer while playing table tennis.
fraped
faceraped
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The act of eating sloppily while intoxicated.
I was totally Hasselhoffing my Big Mac when I got home from the bar.
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To name drop your own name in hopes of getting VIP treatment...often at a B rated facility.
That asshole was totally hasselhoffing his way into the Spice Girls reunion concert.
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1. To have David Hasselhoff edited into a photograph of yourself, usually with sexually suggestive results
2. To be on the recieving end of sexual relations with David Hasselhoff
1. John Hasselhoffed a photo of me, now it looks like we're showering together!
2. I heard that Kiru was Hasselhoffed last night. Then again, who hasn't been?
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The act of getting really drunk then going home and eating and making a mess. ie David Hasselloff likes to get drunk and eat Wendy's chesseburgers on his bathroom floor.
Hey where did dave go? Oh he's on the bathroom floor hasselhoffing that chesseburger.
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Dude, I was so hammered last night.
Yeah, you were really Hasselhoffed
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