Going Head to Head

The most accurate way of deciding who has the largest penis. This act requires both participants to remove their trousers and undergarments, acquire an erection and compare penis sizes. Note that while no measuring is needed, both participants must reach an agreement as to which of them has the larger penis in order to end the process.

After fifteen minutes of arguing over who had the bigger penis, Dave and Adam finally decided that Going Head to Head was the best way to solve their dilemma.

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Head 2 head

When a guy and girl are playing video games while the girl is giving him head.

"Yo man my girl and I went head 2 head last night." And I finished and then I lost to her ...

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Poopoo Headed DooDoo Head

To be stupid; the name one who fakes on friends receives

"He said he was coming over but he hasn't shown, he is therefore a poopoo headed doodoo head."

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smh my head my head

something that my friend made up then we continued add more “my head”’s to it and I believe i should be scared. basically if you take smh and take it out short form, shaking my head, then add maybe 80 “my head”’s, basically shaking my head my head my head my head my head my head my head my head my head my head my head my head. also sorry for the very long example i have 2 and the second one is basically just my friend fucking annoying me and i annoy her with more my heads because i will take a much time to put at least maybe 9million my heads because why not

1.That weirdo won’t stop smh my head my heading himself, he needs help
2. My friend just suddenly: SMH MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD

Me: SMH MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD *insert photo of character giving middle finger* why so many fucking my heads? you need help mom (we call each other mom and daughter bc she said so)

My friend: shut up sussy baka (yes she says this)

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Head of head

Someone who receives promotion beyond their talents because they're doing the boss.

I see Julie was made Head of Development.

Head of head more like.

Head head

A person who makes you loose brain cells from listening to him. Especially if their name is Max.

sup head head