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The Most successful franchise of IPL with 5 ipl titles hated Mostly by CSK fans coz MI defeated CSK 3 times in IPL final CSK fans call MI fixer but the irony is CSK was banned for 2 years for fixing.
Mumbai Indians is the Australia of IPL
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When your significant other helps you boof your boner pills, preferably ones you ordered from a sketchy foreign website.
1: Hey man can I borrow some of your boner pills?
2: Sorry friend my GF shoved em all up my ass last night
1: ah the ol' Mumbai Special, classic
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When you are fucking an Indian man or woman in the ass then you pull out and give her a mustache with the shit on your dick
That's the guy that gave me a Mumbai Mustache. I never want to have shit on my lip again.
Something that doesn't exist. Like the loch ness monster.
Ghosts are like mumbai winter, you might believe in it, but it doesn't exist.
The aftermath of a bad curry, usually consumed when drunk. The unsuspecting victim will usually compliment the chef and within hours be doubled over clutching their stomach. Such is the danger of mumbai munghole.
Jono and Kate went on a first date.
Kate ordered the chicken korma, Jono ordered the Rogan Josh. The date was going swimmingly, Jono left the table and never came back. Kate went home suicidal, she had been stood up again.
The next day, Jono rang Kate as she was preparing to slit her wrists.
"Hey Kate! Sorry about last night, that rogan josh gave me an awful case of Mumbai Munghole"
Kate put the razor down.
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Umpire franchise of ipl more like umpire indians win every other title like a fool as if people don't know how much money ambani owns
Be as a cheater as mumbai Indians
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