Wentworth Institute Of Technology

A school in Boston that tries almost too hard to be like MIT, which is across the Charles in Cambridge. The name was chosen with the hopes that people would accidentally misread "WIT" as "MIT" and apply.

Me "I go to an institute of technology down in Boston"

Other "oh, is it MIT?"

"no, wentworth institute of technology"

Other: "oh..."

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Chennai Institute of Technology

Chennai Institute of Technology is one of the leading engineering college in chennai that provides various engineering courses with 100% placement..

Chennai Institute of Technology, is a recognized technical co-educational engineering college, located at Kundrathur, Chennai, Tamil Nadu, India. The college was established in 2010 by the Parthasarathy Seeniammal Educational Trust.

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South Hudson Institute of Technology

A reference to the United States Military Academy at West Point, NY. Cadets at the academy who do not want to be identified as such will say that they are from the South Hudson Institute of Technology (i.e. SHIT) when asked where they attend schools.

Where do you go to school? Oh, I go to the South Hudson Institute of Technology.

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Sam Houston Institute of Technology

An unreal renaming of the "Sam Houston State University" in Texas. Sam Houston Institute of Technology, abbreviated, would spell, "S.H.I.T."

Cheerleaders:

"Gimme an 'S'!"
"Gimme an 'H'!"
"Gimme an 'I'!"
"Gimme an 'T'!"
"What's that spell?!"
Crowd: "Sam Houston Institute of Technology!"

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New Jersey Institute of Technology

18% Women 82% Men. 85% of them will make more money than you. 80% automatically realize that the value of 85% equals 17/20 of the student population.

Most common majors: Engineering, Computer Science, and most shunned and looked down upon major of Business and Technology (99% athletes, 1% idiots)

Introverted. Awkward. Intelligent yet clueless. Both white and black races are minorities to the Asians and Mid East populations. Most people, especially professors, can’t speak fluent English, but since numbers, mathematical operations, and physics laws are universal, this is not seen as a problem. Most of these black and white minorities attend Stevens solely for athletics and make up most of the “normal” student population. The majority of this tech school only leaves their dorm rooms and video games to check their mail for new computer and video game merchandise and to attend LAN parties. If you’ve never heard of a LAN party, you have never been to "NJIT". (It is a gathering of geeks/computer gamers for the sole purpose of playing Mutlti-player games over a network…and to view porn.) Most of these typical engineers can’t hold a normal conversation, let alone make a friend other than their most trusted and valuable companion…their thumb drive, a USB mass storage device.

Although a completely lame school, it is located in the fun and beautiful city of Newark. (exaggeration) But its 15 minute train ride to NYC.

I just saw this girl and rated her a 3 out of 10. Once she stepped onto the New Jersey Institute of Technology campus, she immediately jumped to a 9 out of 10.

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RIT (Rochester Institute of Technology)

1) A school in New York which steals your money and uses the money they stole from you to formulate new ways in which to steal more of your money.
2) A school in which none of the men leave their rooms due to playing WOW and beating off, yet complain constantly about the lack of attractive, single women on campus.
3) A giant wind tunnel which will quite literally sweep you off your feet or leave burns on your face in the winter time.
4) A place in which sleep does not exist.
5) A place in which people literally string themselves out on caffeine, sleep deprivation, and stress to the utter breaking point, at which time they are informed that there was no need for stress at all or that they failed in their attempts any way.
6) A college where learning doesn't matter.

Man, that's RITarded...
Sleep? What's sleep? This is RIT (Rochester Institute of Technology), there is no sleep.

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Lamar Institute of Technology

The most LIT college in the world. Literally. careers.insidehighered.com/getasset/32ed8344-948f-4503-bb08-a2a63f23d0cc/

Person 1: I'm gonna get soooo lit down in college.
Person 2: Where at?
Person 1: Lamar Institute of Technology, or LIT