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1) If the US is a person, and Florida is the dick, then Jacksonville is the oozing venarial wort on the shaft of America's cock.
2) A city that always smells like a combination of urine and burned coffee
3) Murder rate capitol USA
4) A city that should be part of Georgia so that Florida can vote correctly for a change
5) The most racist city in America
6) a city named to honor the closest thing to Hitler America has ever produced
7) A true shithole
8) A place you have to drive through to get to decent places to live and/or go
Man, I gotta go to Miami this weekend....FUCK that means I have to drive through Jacksonville
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Jacksonville is a city in Northern Florida.It is built around one of the only 2 rivers in the WORLD that flow NORTH,the St. Johns.The other being the Nile in Egypt.It is named after the firs Governor of the state of Florida,and later President,Andrew Jackson.It is the largest city (landwise),in the United states.It is also rated in the top 10 states in the United States for murder.
"Hey,you wanna go to Jacksonville?"
"Why?"
"Don't ever ask me about my business."
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an awesome city on northern Florida that has an awesome band scene and rad beaches. once you go Jax you never go back. Jacksonville is in Duval county. and the 904 area. the stereotype is that Jacksonvillians are all rednecks and like NASCAR. .....honestly...thats really funny.
it is true though that the majority are republicans. Jacksonville has 2 top ranking school in the top 10 schools of the country. the rest are..so/so.
To bad Nease isn't in Jax or we would have 3. Jacksonville has an awesome team called the Jaguars. (est. 1993)
person 1: dude i just came back from Jacksonville and i wanna go back so bad!
person 2: lucky! i wanna go to the 904!
person 1: i saw some awesome local bands perfom. dude they were awesome!
person 2: next time you go to Jacksonville, TAKE ME!
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The only city in Florida that contains in breeds as well as rednecks!
Hey JAX and Duval County, I'm shocked you don't petition to leave Florida and try to be admitted into Georgia!
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It has the best NFL football team in the world.
The Jacksonville Jaguars are going to roast Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts next season.
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A east coast town in Jacksonville. that has only a little to do. and is a military town
jacksonville is next to camp lejune
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A small town outside Waycross in the Okefenokee Swamp.
We goin to the Waffle House at Jacksonville tonight!
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