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Home. The spawning pleace of many great bands (Lynyrd Skynyrd, Evergreen Terrace). And also, some not so great ones (Limp Bizkit, Through Thick and Thin). Its the largest city in the U.S area wise. People say population is what matters, but fuck that shit. We may not have all that much, but at least we can fit them comfortably. So places like "Miami's Metro Area" can keep their 50 or what ever million people. At the end of the day, I dont go home to an overcrowded town house neighborhood, full of illegal immigrants. The only thing Miami does for anybody is supply the largest amount of Cubans known to man. And nobody gains anything from that.
Jacksonville is the only place to have two Top 10 Best High Schools in the United States, and then 15 minutes away have a school so bad its run by the government.
Jacksonville has about 20-30 ghettos, if you get technical. And about 50,000 kids who like to think that they're in a "crew".
Jacksonville has the 2nd best Hardcore scene in the U.S. 1st is Boston, 3rd is Ocala, and 4th is Miami. But fuck Miami.
We have 7 bridges, and just as many beaches. But most of them are over-crowded with slutty girls and 20 year old men who think they can lift a car.
Jacksonville has the largest death rate in all of the U.S behind Detroit, and possibly L.A.
If you talk shit about someone in Jacksonville, you will be jumped. Its almost mandatory.
Fuck people who say Jacksonville is full of Rednecks. They don't know shit, or either had a bad experience. Jacksonville is mostly uptight old people who hate kids like my friends and I. Despite the thought that Jacksonville is a redneck run, racist to death, cousin fucking, NASCAR loving city, come take a visit. Youll see it is the opposite.
It is in fact run by Satan himself. Who also goes by The First Baptist church. Seriously, fuck them. Evergreen Terrace has a song on their new album "Wolfbiker", that is dedicated to TFBCOJ. "We are the wicked, who walk these streets, down by the lighthouse, on the Riverside", is a lyric in the song after the Church slandered every Hardcore kid who has gone to a show at Thee Imperial(The best venue in the World, R.I.P). They called them all demons, and spawns of Satan. That we contribute nothing to society. But thats not true. Were not evil.
Pretty much, Jacksonville is a very nice place, if you know where your going, and who your talking to. Come visit us. Ill party with you.
P.S-Duval is the best county. Fuck what cha heard.
Jacksonville bends Miami over the couch and rapes it with a meat tenderizer.
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a mystical land in northern florida that has bred many bands and reality show contestants. once that city with the beautifull beaches and river. now we have 20 feet of beach and about...a million condos. were an okay town. i mean we have alot of concerts come so... yeah were a pretty nice town.
(ME)you know JACKSONVILLE the home of wes borland, dirty, limp bizkit, red jumpsuit apparatus, lynrd skynryd, yellow card, 38 special, and ME. (YOU) oh condo land. (ME)i wasnt always like that!!!
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A city in In Northern Florida approximately 30 miles south of the Georgia state line. A city ran by the mojorly hypocritical First Baptist Church of Jacksonville. Also ran as a dictatorship for the majorly uptight neurotic Moral Majority, Semi-professional Redneck, Good-ol-boy system.
First Baptist Church of Jax, The better
Jacksonville planning Authority and just about any over confident, arrogant for no real reason, completely Stupid fucking redneck groups.
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It has the largest city proper population in the state of Florida, but is somehow not as well known as Miami, Tampa, Orlando, or even Tallahassee. It is a very large city with absolutely nothing special about it, and there is absolutely no reason to go there ever.
It has a high crime rate and a beach (something very hard to come by in Florida). Oh yeah, they also have the most forgettable team in the NFL. The architecture is also underwhelming. It is not known for any good universities museums or culture. Jacksonville personified would be that guy at the office that you for got existed years ago even though he sits 3 desks from you.
Person 1: Hey, let's go to Jacksonville for vacation.
Person 2: Jacksonville NC?
1: No...
2. Oregon?
1. No...
2. Mississippi?
1. NO, that is JACKSON ... I meant Florida.
2. You mean like Disney World?
1. No.
2. Is that close to Miami Beach?
1. No.
2. How about no.
1. Ok.
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A city in North Florida that almost seems out of place in Florida
Jacksonville, Florida.......Shouldn't it be Jacksonville, Georgia!!!!!!???????
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1) If the US is a person, and Florida is the dick, then Jacksonville is the oozing venarial wort on the shaft of America's cock.
2) A city that always smells like a combination of urine and burned coffee
3) Murder rate capitol USA
4) A city that should be part of Georgia so that Florida can vote correctly for a change
5) The most racist city in America
6) a city named to honor the closest thing to Hitler America has ever produced
7) A true shithole
8) A place you have to drive through to get to decent places to live and/or go
Man, I gotta go to Miami this weekend....FUCK that means I have to drive through Jacksonville
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Jacksonville is a city in Northern Florida.It is built around one of the only 2 rivers in the WORLD that flow NORTH,the St. Johns.The other being the Nile in Egypt.It is named after the firs Governor of the state of Florida,and later President,Andrew Jackson.It is the largest city (landwise),in the United states.It is also rated in the top 10 states in the United States for murder.
"Hey,you wanna go to Jacksonville?"
"Why?"
"Don't ever ask me about my business."
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