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National day of show your dick in public
x:This guy is pedophile, his show ing his dick everyone.
y:No bro it's January 26th
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really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.
friend: oh my god your boyfriend is so fit!
me: duh, he’s born on january 26th
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The day when the most beautiful people are born, you might not see how perfect you are but everyone else knows you are so beautiful, kind, loving and caring. And if your born on this day and you have a boyfriend/girlfriend they will never cheat or break up with you because they love and care for you so much and they know how beautiful you are, so if your in a relationship right now, just know thats your partner for life.
26th january Its her/his birthday!
Happy birthday
Shes/hes so beautiful
He/she will never break up or cheat
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the day where you can slap anybody in the face for literally no reason and if you dont slap anybody on january 26th your gay
idiot 1: Hey! *Slaps the other idiot*
idiot 2: why tf did u do that
idiot 1: ITS JANUARY 26TH
really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.
friend: oh my god your boyfriend is so fit!
me: duh, he’s born on january 26th
send your boyfriend an arch pic day or aka january 26th
just send him one 😁 on january 26th
January 26th is national get a cake day with your best friend. Even better if her name is brooke. If you are a parent of a kid with a best friend with the name of brooke you should definitely respect this holiday and get that cake ;)
You: "Oh hey its January 26th"
Brooke: "oh yeah let's get a cake"