The day where the people with the biggest dicks are born on, their massive cock is enough to choke someone easily.
"Oh his birthday is on January 4th, his dick most be enormous!"
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January 4th is just a few days shy of the new years. Anyone born on January 4th does not get birthday presents because they received their birthday presents as Christmas-Birthday presents.
Relative: Happy Birthday! We didn't get you anything because we gave you your birthday presents for Christmas.
Someone born on January 4th: Shut up Aunt Janice, that's why you're divorced
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January 4th is nation kiss Chris day. You have to kiss everyone named Chris that you know.
βDamn itβs January 4th, Nation Kiss Chris day.β
National hold your crushβs hand day.
Kitten: *holds senpaiβs hand*
Senpai: what was that for?
Kitten: January 4th, i get to hold your hand!
These are the people who get all the girls or boys and people will call them βslagβ βslutβ βwhoreβ βfreakβ because they break up with people and get new people constantly, they donβt have much friends and usually rotate around the same few girls/boys.
January 4th? probably a whore.
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January 4th is national send nudes day, on this day you can send nudes to whoever your comfortable with such as friends, your ex, your crush as long as they are okay with it.
Friend 1: Bro I gotta send you nudes
Friend. 2: why!!
Friend 1: itβs January 4th
Friend 2: oh okay
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