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To be jeffried is to fall asleep usually in a public/awkward place and to have a friend/stranger snap a photo beside your sleeping self. Hilarity ensues but if the jeffrey is done properly, it will be stealth and you will have no idea until you log on to social media. Named after Flipping Out's Jeff Lewis, whom has the best and most creative jeffrey's ever!
I jeffried Mike last night when he fell asleep at the bar, what an old man!
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The act of unexpectedly getting screwed over by one of your close friends, loved ones or business associates. You know it's coming, but every time it happens you are still somehow surprised, you would not think someone that close would stick it to you again.
The person's name does not have be Jeffrey, it is the name of the person who created the act of being Jeffried
Synonym: being screwed over, fucked, hosed, swindled, scammed
When the bill came, I ended up paying $30 for a piece of cheesecake; Jeffried again!
A term used to describe being overly intoxicated, usually having over consumed multiple inebriants. Getting 'Jeffried' has less to do over consumption of a given intoxicant and more to do with the number of intoxicants one has consumed.
Sorry about attacking you last night. I really shouldn't have taken those pills after drinking, smoking and doing coke all night. I was totally Jeffried.
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One who wears camo and softcaps has freckles and drinks cum in large amounts.
I can't talk right now. I have allot to drink. "Hey Jeffries, Hurry up and swallow that load!"
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Jeffrie is the kind of guy who is a asshole, a butt licking lier. He is someone you can never trust!
If you find someone like him, he has to be a Jeffrie
He has to be a Jeffrie
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jeffries is a fat little shit who will never get a girlfriend, he has 1 inch penis and has 2 brain cells.
"stop being a Jeffries"
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A discriminating old guy that is the CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch that only wants attractive people to wear his clothes even though he looks hideous.
Mike Jeffries: "I only want attractive people in my stores".
Person: "Then you better get out of your store".